Chinois

This club is full of +18 influencers. I felt like a sex market for girls. Guys didn’t know what’s the girls intentions were. Inside the club 80% of people just staring the videos, some pushing and no politeness. Many different cultures also different reactions for every thing there. Mykonos has a much nicer vibe and parties. Definitely I had no problem there thanks God, but the place was creepy. People looks pretty very well dressed. When you get closer, many had looks like monsters full of fillers and very exotic exotic exotic exotic dancers. Nice regular people was clearly uncomfortable there.

We where there for the Masquerade by Claptone. What a amazing club, and most of all the sound! When you are center dance floor, the bass will find its way in your eardrums, and it is impossible to keep your body still. A big yes if you wanna get away from bigger clubs, and enjoy a more intimate atmosphere. And yes, Claptone nailed it with his set, absolutely danced my feet off! Also a big s.o to the dancers on stage, costumed up and bringing the vibe. Definitely will visit this club more, interested in Bedouin party also. Alex Kopidis

Be careful if you buy the advanced drink package, I got two drinks when I entered the club, had pre-paid for 5 when I tried get another drink later was told I had no drinks left on my code, alot of walking back and forth to reception, getting messed about I got another two drinks and was told I wouldn't get any more, wow. I wasn't drunk, was smartly dressed. Besides the drink issue, the club is naff just reminds me of 90's soulless corporate clubs, the terrace had next to no music and just no atmosphere. The try to market the place as being slightly sophisticated but it's not, must men have shorts on etc. Alot of the club space is VIP, it just kills the vibe. On a positive note the sound system was good and the dancers worked hard.

I had an amazing experience at Chinois Ibiza. A special thank you to Hector and Sergio from the security team. They were professional, welcoming, and made us feel comfortable from the moment we arrived. It’s great to see security staff who are both attentive and genuinely friendly. Also, a big shoutout to Diana for keeping the toilets exceptionally clean throughout the night. Even during the busiest hours, everything was spotless, which really stood out and made a big difference to the overall experience. The staff truly help make Chinois one of the best clubs in Ibiza. Thank you, Hector, Sergio and Diana!

I booked my ticket for 28th May 2026 to see Defected. The event was poor. The DJs were playing sounds on repeat with no song or music anyone knew. This was the main factor why I didn’t enjoy the event. I had observed people, some were doing drugs on the dance floor. Floors were filthy. Prices for the drinks over priced. Service was very slow. And there were no signs to indicate where the outdoors area was as located. I only found the outdoors area by following a couple in front. This whole night was ruined and I’m very disappointed to have spent my money on the ticket and the drinks. Also, more importantly, there were no security checks on the door before entering the venue. So this must be why people had drugs on them during the even. This suggests an oversight or lack of staff monitoring the venue. The club is hardly a club. It’s very small and little room to move. Very dark and aggressive people pushing due to minimal space. Glass on floor where people are tripping over and dropping drinks from being shoved. Therefore, I will not be returning and I do not recommend.