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After seeing all the heavy TikTok and influencer hype calling Guido an American-Italian spot, my girlfriend and I booked a table for two. We ordered the Caesar salad, Chicken Parm, and pasta with meatballs.
The Caesar salad was actually really good. Fresh, crisp, and well-dressed. It's a simple thing that's hard to screw up and they nailed it.
The rest was disappointing though.
The Chicken Parm had super dry chicken that tasted industrial, like a pre-breaded schnitzel from the supermarket across the street. The cheese on top wasn't proper melty mozzarella. It looked like they just slapped a slice on and hit it with a torch.
The meatballs were the worst part. They were this weird clay color, fell apart easy, and had that processed taste you get from frozen ones or army MREs. Not fresh at all.
Overall, it felt like fast food quality but with restaurant prices. I told the waiter I was disappointed but didn't ask for money back or anything. With all that marketing it was a letdown. If you want real good Italian or American-Italian food, skip this place