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“Love thy neighbor?”
I agree. This is the perfect place to send your downstairs neighbor with the noisiest dog and your upstairs neighbor who loves tap dancing at 6 a.m. on a Sunday morning.
This bar is like the six-foot-tall, seven-figure-salary, eight-pack-abs, and nine-inch-(somewhere) textbook Hinge date you saw on the app. On paper, it’s a great idea. In reality, it’s an absolutely miserable experience.
I booked the nook area three weeks in advance via email. When my party arrived, we were informed that we could only stay for 1.5 hours, sharp. Interesting—that was never mentioned beforehand. I would think a two-hour seating window is a perfectly reasonable expectation for a reservation of six people. (Ok! Fine, my fault, I was able to come up with an extra friend, so seven).
We still decided to give this “neighborly” place a chance. We ordered nearly the entire menu, three to four cocktails, and a bottle of wine—exactly what you’d expect from a large group.
The service, however, seemed determined to rush us out. Our reservation was at 6:30pm. Our bottle of wine, arrived finally at 7:20 p.m., with only four wine glasses despite there being seven adults at the table. I suppose because three of us are short, we somehow only counted as four people. Tsk tsk, we dwarfs, I know.
Our last dish arrived at 7:30 p.m. By 7:35 p.m., the bill was already on the table. At 7:45 p.m., another waitress began clearing our plates because we apparently had to be swept out the door by 8:00.
By the end, we all felt like Cinderella racing to catch the pumpkin carriage before midnight. We rushed through our food, chugged the wine, and hurried out because, apparently, we had already overstayed our welcome after just 75 minutes. Even my meanest aunt would have let me stay an extra 15 minutes!
At this point, I’m genuinely surprised this place has a four-star rating. The patrons must be exceptionally generous.
That said, credit where it’s due: this is indeed a very trendy bar with a cool interior.
But like any flashy startup CEO would say, it’s the “people” who make the difference. And indeed, the staff made this experience absolutely unforgettable.
I’ll be talking about this bar for years to come. Just probably not for the reasons they were hoping for.
To counter the owner’s point here, everyone is already there and sitting and eating. We ordered the whole menu. I showed up late, but I don’t have to baby all my friends as they are already there. We were given 1.5 hours only, not two hours.
Next time, which there won’t be, please don’t let us sit down and do us a favor. So we won’t be charged for this shitty bill as well. If you don’t want the business, don’t let us sit down. We would rather go everywhere else but here.
At the end of the day, this bar charged us money that we paid fair and square, and we were somehow treated like we were just lucky to be in their presence. If you don’t want the business, tell us to go. Don’t pretend you are better, but charge us and be extra snarky about it for the duration of our stay!