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A popular pizza restaurant in Washington, D.C., known for its thin crust and oversized slices.
Last updated: 6/30/2026, 6:32:30 PM
Wise Guys Pizza is a popular spot in Washington D.C. known for its thin-crust, oversized 'Big Apple Size' pizza slices, which are 65% larger than typical average-sized pizzas. They offer both slices and whole pies, emphasizing quick service and convenience. The restaurant is part of Thompson Restaurants and has multiple locations across D.C. (Chinatown, Dupont, Navy Yard) and Virginia (Herndon, Pentagon City, Virginia Beach).
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Customers generally praise Wise Guys Pizza for its quick service, crispy thin crust, and the convenience of ordering by the slice. Popular menu items include the Supreme, Chicken Bacon Ranch, Buffalo Chicken, and Truffle Mushroom pizzas. While many appreciate the quality and efficiency, some long-time patrons have noted a perceived decline in quality since the original Chinatown location was acquired.
The restaurant offers 'old school coke products in bottles' and is known for its efficient 'in and out quickly' service model, designed to handle a high volume of customers.
Wise Guys Pizza is ideal for a quick and satisfying lunch or a late-night meal, as some locations are open until 4 am on weekends. The availability of both indoor and outdoor seating makes it a versatile choice, especially during pleasant weather.
